queermobile:

of the 40 people who identify as being sexually attracted to inanimate objects, how many do you think are white? all 40? or just 39

(via queermobile-deactivated20120212)

The next person to pretentiously use a huge word

and use it wrong.

I will vomit on your face.

(via try-catching-the-rye)

I just

want to eat donuts

without getting

fat

is that too much to ask for?

Mmm, watermelon smoothie.

Really just blender’d watermelon, but so refreshing.

2facedmoon:

STOP!

(Source: heyrainbows, via voldemorts--nose)

“Hacking” a friend’s facebook and posting inane statuses.

You are neither embarrassing nor amusing anyone. You are only screwing with my newsfeed.

Also, you do not know what “hack” means.

(via holypeaches)

(Source: sophiakingblack)